dogalyst:

idk i really like being called cute but i also really like hearing that you masturbate to the thought of me idk

I’ve created my own perfect monster 💕

“But jesus I’d swallow poison if it tasted like you.”

(via extrasad)

aizea:

attention ppl i remember the original caption this is not a bird shaped cloud a bird flew into this window and it kind of just…left a mark …in case anyone was wondering

“Don’t ask her to moan. Make her.”

(via ucanjudge)

IF YOU’RE COOL WITH GETTING A KINDA AWKWARD ASK RIGHT THIS SECOND AND PLAN ON ANSWERING IT IN ALL HONESTY REBLOG THIS PLEASE.

willwin92:

i dont expect one, but bring it on

cvroline:

There are 5 types of fear

1. Terror
2. Panic
3. 14 missed calls from mom
4. Username or password is incorrect
5. “We need to talk”